There’s a chance this works: Meaning the odds are in our favor: Meaning I’ll do better next time. Arguments will be concluded, calls answered, the dog fed even without your constant reminders. Romance will be back in vogue. I’ll even read the Roy and Howe you hold so close to your heart just to have something to say when you walk through the door.

You misunderstand: it’s impossible. We’d have to try over and over again before a conclusion can be made. That’s how we’d know for sure. Besides: the evidence is weak. Meaning: the boxes are packed: Meaning: my arms are slumped like a broken slinky and will remain so. I’ve learned who you are. And I am stuck in my ways.